|Game 1||Game 1 Outline|
Without warning, Michail Gorbachev alights on your back, eating prunes and humming the Wagner opera "Die Meistersinger von Nuremburg". While all this is going on, You see that the ground is no longer hurtling toward you, it is, in fact, hurtling THINGS toward you while staying the same distance away, large potato-like things that turn out to be lemmings with the sniffles. Who all glance at you and snicker about your mauve boxers to Gorbachev. He takes out a small, sweaty moose and blesses you by...
Written by pher (edited by wanderer)
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