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... covers itself with a large beach towel that just happens to be lying there. "You want to stay alive?" the roo hisses in your ear. "Don't say a word about me to the cops. Not one word! Understand?"
Numbly, you nod your head in agreement. With a condescending snort, the roo crouches down behind your seat. A half-minute later, you come to a stop at the check-point, and a highway patrolman leans his head into your window.
"Sorry for the inconvenience, sir," says the patrolman, "but we've received a report that some experimental animals have escaped from a research lab near here. Did you happen to see anything unusual along the road?"
"Not a thing," you reply with your best poker face. "Uh, what sort of animals are you looking for?"
"Pretty exotic stuff," answers the patrolman with a humorless grin. "A full-grown tiger. A rhinoceros, believe it or not. And a kangaroo."
"Well, like I said," you continue, "I haven't seen anything like that. Not a thing."
Written by Funny Animal (edited by wanderer)
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